The other night after I had put the kids to bed I came downstairs to do some cleaning. As is common at our house a few minutes later I heard someone upstairs in the bathroom putzing around. After 5 minutes I called up the stairs:
"HEY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!!! GET BACK IN BED!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO COME UP THERE?!?!?!"
Gabe calls down to me:
"But MOM!!! I GOTTA GO POTTY!!!!"
Because he hasn't gone 3 times in the last half hour I tell him:
"WELL GO ALREADY AND GET BACK IN BED!!!"
I hear the the lid bang up on the toilet seat and the silence for a short time.
I then hear the lid bang closed immediately followed by a HORRIBLE SCREAM. An UGLY scream.
As I'm sprinting up the stairs Gabe is yelling:
"MOMMY!!! I HURT MYSELF ON MY PEE-PEE!!!! I GOT A BAD OUCHIE ON MY PEE-PEE!"
Lesson of the Day: If you are only half as tall as the toilet you need to pull up your underwear BEFORE you shut the lid.
serving tray with lid
5 years ago
1 comment:
okay, this story was absolutely the BEST and had me laughing so hard! Valuable lessons for a mother whose little boy will also be potty training soon. I'll remember to tell him about the order in which to pull up and put down... :)
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